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nine inch nails - the science of selling yourself short

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"Developers use Dark-Mode, because light attracts bugs"

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lesbian awakening, but talking about one specific lesbian who is having breakfast

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"I use Linux as my operating system," I stated proudly to the unkempt, bearded man. He swiveled around in his desk chair with a devilish gleam in his eyes, ready to mansplain with extreme precision. "Actually," he said with a grin, "Linux is just the kernel. You use GNU+Linux!" I don't miss a beat and reply with a smirk: "I use Abyss, a distro that doesn't include the GNU coreutils, or any other GNU code. It's Linux, but not GNU+Linux."

The smile quickly drops from the man's face. His body began convulsing, he foamed at the mouth, and he dropped to the floor with a sickly thud. As he writhed around he screamed, "I-IT WAS COMPILED WITH GCC! THAT MEANS IT'S STILL GNU!" In a cool fashion, I replied "Abyss uses the LLVM compiler suite, GCC uninvolved."

With a sickly wheeze, the last of the man's life was ejected from his body. He lied on the floor, cold and limp. I've womansplained him to death.
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a 'brute force solution' is when you just kick the computer over

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The Sun is a Deadly Lazer 10 Hours Extended Version

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in front of my window is a building site and a machine makes exactly the sound of a synth in @eel's armadillidiids

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Miles O'Brien vs. the more sophisticated Kilometres O'Brien

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