Primo @Primo@pleasehug.me

"I can't believe you'd let your preconceived notions implicate me."

I tapped at my notepad gravely, masking a tremble; she was tall, dark and mysterious, her face hidden by the stark shadow of a wide-brimmed hat.
"Well, you're the only vampire in town, and the travelers were just about completely drained..."

"Drained! I only give little love nibbles. Please, let me demonstrate."

"Okay."

A century later, I still can't believe my naivete.

#TootFic #MicroFiction #Writing #TerylsTales #Fantasy

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wizard levels are currently severe

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update: i sent my boss the B emoji and still have no response about getting my pay for september

anybody feel like employing a highly skilled but expensive enby girl

Frisbees are cool and fine, but you know what I'm really scared of? Friswasps

I realized that there is another randomizer for KH2 that is more actively developed - so it's high time to give that one a shot!

KH2 Rando! Now live at http://grufty.tv

Oh, also: I'm 10 minutes early. Take that, Flurry! xD

th-.. the paw- the cat..... the paw thing-.... doing.. cat doing the paw thing......

kibby........

i will not be judged for enjoying Linkin Park's Hybrid Theory

so the pee is stored in the balls, and aren't kidney stones like balls stored in the pee?

cashier: this might be my worst day at this Wendy's

ironically, a bed made out of bones would likely be the least suited to bone in

Sorry y'all but I'm cute as fuck

BADASS GRANDMA

@julialuna :3
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content warming (puts your posts in the microwave)

since i can't reboost that one specific post for some reason

here's an updated version of that song i uploaded yesterday!

the one that's my FIRST ORIGINAL SONG WITH LYRICS

it's a diss track called "discord"

check it out!!!!!!!!